It's a SMUDGE PAR-TAY!

Chop BBQ, bitch-ez!!! Smudge is gonna be big pimpin in just a couple of days at my first big party! I can't wait. I've got my outfit all picked out and my bling all crusted up and stuff.
It's so kewl, and I'll meet cousin Jake and everything, too!
Dang, dawgs, this is gonna be SWEE-T!
Catch you on the dizzle.
Smudge

I like scary movies!

It feels real good when mommy is watching a scary movie because she touches her tummy a lot and I can feel her heart racing and stuff! Plus the room is real dark, too.
I love my new bed, although I don't understand why I have 2 beds, for one little chubby tushy! I like my new changing table, too...it's real soft and fuzzy and feels real good.
I'm getting ready for my big party, it's gonna be real good. I like to party! And there better be some Fall Out Boy at the party for me to dance to!
In the meantime, feel real good.
Love,
Smudge

Feels real good...

It feels real good to roll around in mommy's tummy.
It feels real good to stroke her tummy with my fingertips.
It feels real good to push on that pillow thing and feel mommy get up.
It feels real good to hear daddy's voice get closer and then I play hide and seek and he can't feel me.
It feels real good to be in 100 degree temperatures where I won't get cold.
It feels real good to be creating meconium.
It feels real good to move my little arms around.
It feels real good when mommy eats tomatilla salsa.
It feels real good when I get to hear Fall Out Boy.
And lastly, it feels real good to take long, 10 minute naps.
Love, Smudge

I like my crib!

It will allow me to bump-bump even more! it's super kewl. I am looking forward to my sweet rocking chair as well, but nobody is allowed to sit there but me! It's super kewl, too.

I'm starting to get a little bored in here, but it's a nice 100 degrees and constantly dark, which has its advantages...so I'll probably stick around a bit.

I watched this kewl show called "Inside the Living Body" on Nat Geo this morning, and apparently after I come into the real world, there will be this sticky black tar-like substance that I will eliminate and it's like skin cells and stuff that my body is purging. It looked real gross, so when that happens could you guys just be a doll and clean it up and not wake me? Not kewl.

Ok, back to it...a smudge has to do what a smudge has to do!

S

I like my crib!

It will allow me to bump-bump even more! it's super kewl. I am looking forward to my sweet rocking chair as well, but nobody is allowed to sit there but me! It's super kewl, too.
I'm starting to get a little bored in here, but it's a nice 100 degrees and constantly dark, which has its advantages...so I'll probably stick around a bit.
I watched this kewl show called "Inside the Living Body" on Nat Geo this morning, and apparently after I come into the real world, there will be this sticky black tar-like substance that I will eliminate and it's like skin cells and stuff that my body is purging. It looked real gross, so when that happens could you guys just be a doll and clean it up and not wake me? Not kewl.
Ok, back to it...a smudge has to do what a smudge has to do!
S

So Busy!

I've got bump-bumping to do, then I need to finish building my brain, and don't EVEN start with me about all the food prep I have to do for my party! I mean, really, it's crazy. I have to get lights and lanterns and tables and coolers and food and drinks...you think it's easy planning a party from the womb? It ain't, trust me!!!
So EXCUSE ME if I haven't posted on my blog! I'm a very busy Smudge! But it will all be all right. Because parties are supposed to be fun!
Ok, gotta run - have a meeting with the caterer and then I'm picking out table linens and invitation follow-ups.
Peace out,
Smudge