My new neighborhood!

I can't wait to grow up in my new house! I am super excited! I enjoyed walking around today, checking out my new digs...my own personal bathroom where I will learn to poop and pee...my own bedroom where one day I will have a big-person bed...my own little playroom where all my toys will be kept...and my own secret entrance where I can sneak out of the house to play hooky and see boys/girls! It's gonna be SO kewl.

In other news, it's a shame I can't ever see the house where I was 'made'! But considering the funky smells, stinky rats, and messy neighborhood, it's probably for the best! I doubt mommy wants to schlep me up and down the stairs every time we go on a walk! That would be a pain, especially since I'll be such a biggun' and all.
I can't wait to meet you guys!
Love,
Smudgey

GQ Smudge

I'm glad to hear that you're pimping out your infant and giving me some serious style! You could call me:
Puff Smudgy
P-Smudgy
Bling Smudge
Papa Smudge
Smudge Daddy

Either way, I'll probably poop and vomit on everything you put me in, but don't take it the wrong way. That's just what I do!
G's up, Ho's down.
Smudge

Keep it down out there!

It sure was noisy last night! What the heck was going on? Can't a smudge get some sleep? Also, I can't seem to find yolk sac. Have you seen him? He's been gone for a bit now...and he owes me some money.
Today it was a little bit hot in my home. Who knew DC was so hot? I'd like a little bellybutton window unit for my home in this nice warm, wet dark place. I like it warm, but not like 130 degrees in here!
Anyway, not too much else going on in here...I bet you'd like to know what my gender is, wouldn't you? Guess you'll have to wait!
Also, happy anniversary to my mommy and daddy. Two years yesterday! I wasn't even a sparkle in their eye yet. But soon, I'll be a farty, happy, hungry little smudge! How's THAT for an anniversary present? From me...to you, mom and dad!
Love,
Smudge

Maybe I'm not a prince

Did you ever think of that, mommy? Anyway, sorry I'm so fiesty today. Sometimes when you eat spicy food you end up with a hot tamale! And sometimes I feel like a hot tamale. Especially when you walk around in this heat a lot! Anyway, I've changed the header back to something more mild and soothing - I need to sleep now.
Peace out playah's!
Smudge