I'm a biggun'

I can feel it! I'm gonna be a big, fat, sleepy, hungry little BB!
Mommy, I'm sorry I'm making you so gassy. But you know, it takes a lot of energy to make this little engine move, and what do you fuel engines with? Gas. Guess that's just the way it goes, right?
But the good news is that everyone knows all about me now, so they won't wonder anymore why you're so cranky and farty and burpy!
I sure hope we sell our stinky old house soon so we can move into the nice, quiet suburbs where you can pat me and walk me and sleep with me!
love,
BB

When are we moving?

I keep hearing rumors (they're very muffled, but I hear 'em!) that I'm moving to a new womb or something. Can someone tell me about it? I'm very excited! Also, yolk sac wants you to know that he's hungry for fruit. Hook a brotha' up!
Sorry I've been making you so gassy, mommy...but that's just the way of the BB.
Peace!
BB

My name is smudge...

Hey everybody! I'm gettin' bigger - arm buds are a poppin', eyes are a lookin' and my tummy's gettin' bigger! Mommy, I'm sorry that I'm taking up so much room, but it's only going to get worse from here on out! i'm setting a goal to weigh more than daddy when he was born, so get ready for 11 pounds of BB...and once I come out, I better get some food in my belly. Just like my brother Marky.
Last night when you were cleaning, I smelled this funny smell from outside and then I started to feel sorta buzzy in my head. What was that? It sure did smell weird, not like mommy's usual farts. Wonder what that was, brah...
Check ya later!
BB