New Terror Threat

From BB: There is a new terror threat that we must all be aware of. If you see a gray tiger tabby cat named Marky, please shoot to kill. He is a menace to our nation's well being. Fire at will!

"erin" is forgiven

BB has decided to forgive Erin - a frequent poster on this blog. Erin has been a bit crabby lately, so her unwillingness to change the world into a wetter, darker, warmer place is understandable. BB understands that essentially, Erin is building BB from scratch, so she's "doing her part". Please, let's all be nice to Erin...BB loves her very much! And so should you.

Important Announcement from BB

From the office of B.B.: The poster who refers to herself as "Erin" is heretofore banned from posting on this blog. Her negative attitude about warmth/darkness/wetness and general condescending tone has led to this drastic measure. Should she post again on this blog, let it be known that B.B. will most certainly kick and punch her quite forcefully...in a few months.

Good day.
B.B.

BB's thoughts on global warming

While many pundits prefer to call it "climate change", BB feels very strongly that global warming is a GOOD thing for all of us. Due to the warm, temperate climates in BB's current place of residence, BB feels that the warmer the world - the better the life! Why expose yourself to coldness? It's unpleasant and uncomfortable. In fact, BB has taken an extremely controversial tact on two other global issues - "global darkening" and "global wettening". BB is currently researching options to make the world a much darker, wetter place where everyone can bask in warm, dark, wet homes where they will remain undisturbed at all times. You sleep better, eat better and sleep better when you can exist in this sort of environment. BB feels that sometimes unpopular decisions (making the world warm, dark and wet could, in some circles, be regarded as controversial) that people may percieve as "scary" are actually the best decisions.
BB frankly doesn't really care if you agree or not, but if you DO agree, BB is all ears on how we can make this happen. So far, scientists have posed a number of radical solutions, but none that address all three of the needs - wetness, darkness and warmth.

BB anxiously awaits word on how we can make this happen. BB's timeline is to completely change the world and make this happen on or before mid-November.

PFFFFTTTT....

what was that sound?
Oh. BB just farted.

BB's opinions on the primaries

BB believes that in the frontloaded primary season, anything goes but fundraising clout and building a strong brand will win out in the end. For dems, BB is partial to Obama and Clinton, but worries that men won't cotton to Clinton, no matter how many town-hall meetings she holds in the church basement. On Obama, BB is intrigued, but knows little beyond his electrifying address at the DNC....in terms of Edwards and his wife's recent admission of a cancer return, BB is perplexed..he just doesn't know how this news will impact the race. On the other side, BB feels that Giuliani has a strong record of performance and decisive action but ponders, will Southern conservatives vote for a man who danced in drag with the Rockettes? And, his messy personal life leaves BB more than a little ambiguous. And onto the GOP base, BB's thoughts on Old-Faithful--Senator McCain are sanguine, but BB is a little leery of his right wing loyalists. So that leaves ole Mitt, the ex-guv of the Nomah state, BB is not impressed, but then again, he's never been to Utah!

So those are BB's thoughts about politics in March, 2007. What will he think in a couple of month from now? Wouldn't you like to know.l

BB does NOT like Crime

BB does NOT like crime because it makes BB feel uncomfortable because it is dangerous and sad.
Forensic Files, in particular, is a scary program for BB to watch.

BB much prefers Dirt, Lost, Survivor, shows about kittens, and shows about dark warm places.
BB has spoken. Please change the channel.

What does BB say?

I like warm
I like kitten
I like erin
I like quiet
I like sleep
I like fudge

BB's Likes and Dislikes

BB does not like tortillas.
BB does not like road rage.
BB does not like unseasonably warm weather in DC.
BB does not like being a celebrity.
BB does not like Persian cats.
BB does not like doing his taxes.
BB does not like air port security people (thick waists).
BB does not like the smell of cheap perfume.
BB does not like warm rooms when tuna salad has been served for luch.
BB does not like uncomfortable underware.

Well what does bb like anyway?

BB likes quiet.
BB likes sleeping in.
BB likes drum n bass and jungle.
BB likes playing pranks on his IT guy.
BB likes chocolate.
BB likes bunnies, buddhas, and bellies (in that order.)
BB likes you. Only kidding, stop reading this blog, you perv.

ARE YOU EXCITED?

Greater public blogging community...I ask thee...
Are YOU excited? Because I know that I am.
And I'm pretty sure Erin is.
And I'm not sure that Marky is.
And I'm fairly certain that Barley is.
And I'm reasonably certain that Ralph the alley rat is not.
I'm 100% certain that every member of the Hanson and Baker clans (including Sage, who doesn't even understand English yet) will be excited.
Based on this small, non scientific poll...I would say that the general US population IS, in fact, excited about B.B.

So what the heck is BB?

Is BB bigger than a breadbox?

Smaller than a volkswagon?
Bigger than an amoeba?
Smaller than a mannattee?
Bigger than a semi-colon?

Wouldn't you like to know!

BB is coming...soon

Wouldn't you like to know what BB is? You'll just have to wait and find out!