kick heyyyy-AH!

Take THAT mommy! And THAT!
I'm simply much too big for this space, it's really time that we puuusssssssshhhhhhhhed a little more HERE...and kiiicccckkkkkkkkkkkk a little more THERE......
And Pokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke a little more right....HERE!

There, that's better, but this rib keeps tripping me, so take THAATTTTT! There, we go, that's better now.
Where was I? Oh yeah, so anywazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Back in the Saddle

Mommy, I'm sorry you didn't have a great day yesterday. Just remember, you've always got me in your belly, so how bad can it be, really? Plus, next year I'll get to dress up in a silly costume (even though I won't want to) and you can take all kinds of silly pictures of me looking confused. It'll be great!
It's nice to be back in the office again, I like to get stuff done with you. Maybe one of these days I'll go to work with Daddy!
Ok, my room is ship shape in here, I'm ready to move out. Where's the door?
Love,
Smudge

Feels real good

To roll around in mommy's tum - feels real good.
To have hair that I can brush - feels real good.
To have little feet that I can kick mommy in the ribs with - feels real good.
To practice breathing - feels real good.
To begin dropping into mommy's pelvis - feels real good!

I did some good clutterbustering yesterday, and today I feel like kicking mommy some. Take THAT! Karate-CHOP!
Judo-KICK!
Wait until you see my big muscles, you'll be very impressed I can assure you.
Love,
Smudge

Kickin' it!

That's right, I'm kicking and punching mommy as much as I want to! It's getting real tight in here.
So I've had an epiphany of sorts. That's right - a revelation you might say. As you may be aware, I've been somewhat...resistant...to the idea that I would eventually have to leave this home of mine here in mommy's tummy. Well, after a long talk with placenta, I've come to the realization that I must leave this place at some point and that point is fast approaching. I haven't even begun packing yet! So I'll be very busy tidying up, cleaning out my closet, doing a little dusting, just general clutterbustering. You know, pretty standard stuff.
Then, when I'm good and ready, I'll come out and check out my new digs!
I keep hearing these voices, so I'm real curious what these voices look like!
Ok, back to clutterbustering...but I'll see you guys real soon!
Love,
Smudge

I want to go home!

Ok Mom, it was real kewl to hang out with Uncle Tommy and all, but it's time for Smudge to get home to Daddy! I hope we get to hear him tonight and I can go sleepytimes in my own bed tonight. I also miss that gray thing that wakes me up every day. He's real fat, but pretty kewl.
Ok, bye-bye beantown, it's time for DC!
Love,
Smudge

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMMY!!!

Hey everyone! It's my mommy's birthday today! That's so kewl! I love her so much, she's made such a nice warm home for me, so I think we should all sing a little tune...

MY NAME IS ZOOM (ACTUALLY, SMUDGE) AND I LIVE IN A WOMB...
AND I'M KICKING REAL SOON JUST TO SING YOU THIS TUNE...

HEY MOMMMMMMMMY....IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAYYYYY....TODAYYYYYYY!!!!!

YAY FOR MOMMY, THE BEST MOMMY IN THE WORLD!
Love,
Smudge
PS, My birthday is coming soon, I hope you sing this song to me every time I have a birthday, too.

I learn so much in skool

Like how my head's gonna come out...and how I'm gonna be real upset, and when I'm going to sleep, when I get hungry. It's reall kewl to know all that stuff. It's funny, too, to think that you guys actually think I'm gonna leave this swanky pad I'm living in! It's warm, cozy, dark and comfy in here - why would I want to go anywhere? Plus, I have placenta to keep me company, he's real cool - and I agree with Mel Gibson, it's really super kewl.
Mommy, happy birthday in advance - it's too bad you didn't stay in your mommy's tummy for 30 years, I bet you would have been real cozy.
Ok, not much more building to go, I'm getting pretty big - and this space ain't getting any bigger!
Love,
Smud-ge